Blog of Blogs - the return

Since I haven't bolgged in a butt-load of time I thought this would be a great way to get back.
So here is a re-print from Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The blog of blogs
Once upon a time there was a very small lobster who had anal leakage. So the doctor sent her to the Disney Princess On Ice. While there she realized that if she had gone to an OSU game she would have learned about the "California Mexicans" and perhaps eaten so much mexican food that it would stop the leakage.But since she didn't, she decided that after the ice show she would visit a ranch-type home in NE Portland she had heard about hoping it would help. It didn't.So on she went. Searching with her Mother, dressed in a white robe thingy with something in her hair. They decided that the place to go was the Chicago Cubs stadium where they bumped into Condi. And of course Condi was of no help either.So.....off to Scotland they went. Lobster girl and Mom. While there, they noticed William Wallaces family dancing in the street to the tune of Braveheart. They couldn't handle it so they went out on a boat in stormy weather to seek the advice of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster.No Nessie either.They flew back to the states to seek the advice of Joey Wong at OSU. His only advice was to hit and run really hard. Not the advice they were looking for to cure the leakage.But they did have one last thought. So off to Portland. They went to see the new band Mirrors. They played so good and so loud that the little lobster began to click its little pincher things to the beat.The next thing we new the whole place was clicking and dancing.And she was cured of the dreaded anal leakage.

Kevin goes country

Shoomanitutonka Oohwahchie.....gone country.
Just check this You Tube out.
Kevin Kostner's band Modern West.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNA0fQ58ZY

Blog of Blogs...Part 2

There once was an indian maid, Who never was afraid. To.......wait a minute. This is not the time for this.
It is time for...........Blog of Blogs, Part 2.


As we left off, the Little Lobster had just returned from Scottland looking for a cure for the dreaded anal leakage. The Lobster kid had looked all over the world but had no success until it came back to Portland and saw the band Mirriors. Through the upbeat music, it was able to click its little lobster pinchers and the whole place was clicking and the leakage was cured.

Since then, The Lollipop Guild had just reorganized making its main goal to locate the missing Duck-billed Platypuss while at the same time acting like Denny Crane.
And as if the tornado that sent Dorothy's house a-flying wasn't enough, a "twister" hit the Vancouver area and scared the crap out of the Loolipop Guild folks.
And then a french fry walked into a bar and the bartender said..."we don't serve food here".
As the Loolipop Guild meeting was getting underway, they realized that one of them may actually be a sheep and they ordered Pancho to watch the boarders for the president of the Bank of Amigo (http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/07/02/Amigo-card.asx).
Meanwhile across town, in Deadwood, folks were setting up new shops. Shops such as, A Doggy Day Care, a dating service for busy professionals, A Spa, Kinkos, a Gym, a Denzil Washington fan club and many more.
Soon after, Pablo, the white bunny appeared. He stayed for a while and has not been seen for a few months.
And Timmons said "now why don't he write?"
Later on, the Chilcott kids were seen grabbing their underwear and pulling them up as high as possible while doing the "we're going to D-Land" dance.
And then Nicolas Cage was seen searching for what looked like a little Lobster doing the "pincher dance" at the same time as Goofy was doing his "Ahh Hoo Hooey" thing.

Have a nice day........

Coming soon..."Blog of Blogs part 2"

Blog of Blogs part 2 coming soon.

"Oh the world owes me a livin'"

About a week ago Sue and I went to a movie while out of town. We saw the latest National Treasure movie with Nicolas Cage. Good movie too. In fact really good. In a Nicolas Cage kind of way. A good story and some pretty fine action stuff. I do recommend it. But that's not the point here.

Here is where it gets good. Stinking good in fact.

Flash forward. No wait. Flash backward about 30 years. You are sitting in a movie theater. And not only are you going to see not just one movie, but two. For the same price, but you do not have any previews or adds.

But what you do have (always) is a cartoon. Yes ladies and gentlemen, a real honest to goodness Warner Brothers type cartoon. Or Disney. Or whatever. The point is, it is a good cartoon.

Now here we are, about 30 years later. At a Regal Cinema. And what comes on the screen just before our feature?

A freaking Walt Disney Goofy movie. It was glorious. Goofy was at his best. Doing all of his Goofy stuff including his signature call as he falls of a mountain.....Ahh...whoooo hoooo hooooooyy.

You know what I'm talking about. We all love Goofy. And we both just looked at each other and just about cried with happiness. We were back in the day. And Regal started our feature film with a good ol' Walt Disney cartoon.

Life is good!

D-Land

Grab your underwear, pull them up around your waist, dance around, turn up the volume and enjoy.

http://www.phloemlabs.com/storage/mp3z/Walt%20Disney%20World%20-%20Main%20Street%20-%20Electric%20Light%20Parade.mp3

"Now...Why don't He Write?"

Dances With Wolves. Any time. Any place.

In the event that you don't know, Dances With Wolves is my all time favorite movie. And now I am listening to 10 hours of it in my car on tape. I am captivated by it's story. I want to be there.

And of course there are some glorious lines. Like when Timmons and Dunbar find the dead dude with arrows in him and Timmons says the famous line..."somebody back East is saying, now...why don't he write?" Glorious I tell ya! And then there's the line when Dunbar (Kostner) looks right at his horse and says "what are you looking at?" Oh yeah! And of course there's the one when Dunbar's horse, Cisco, scares him and he says..."bad horse....bad horse".

So with great lines in mind, what are some of your favorite lines from some of your favorite movies?