A man walks into a Doctors office and says "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm invisible".
The Doctor says "Who said that?".......
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A French Fry walks into a bar......The bartender says "we don't serve food here".
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A Russian man is having his eyes examined. The Doctor has him cover one eye and read the chart. The mans says "E Z O P J M A T".
The man stops and says "Hey! I know that guy!"
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At Northern California University, the School of Agriculture's dean was interviewing a prospective student."Why have you chosen this career?" the dean asked."I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied."Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean, much impressed."No," replied the applicant. "He just always dreamed of it."
Good day!
6 comments:
love it. good job dad! i liked the russian one the best. : )
Teee, stinkin' Heee
Dan Barrett told me the Russian one.
I like the invisible one. :) Reminds me of: A man goes running into his psychiatrist's office yelling, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!". The dr says, "Calm down, you're too tense." (Say it out loud...)
Ok...I read the russian one out loud like 4 times. What am I missing?
It'll come to you.
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