I may be a Sheep

Bahh....... Bahh..........

I think I'm a Sheep.

Today at Red Robin I ordered Fish and Chips (without the chips). Of course it is served in a plastic bowl thingy that is lined with paper.

I found out today that Malt Vinegar saturates paper to the point of it being really soft.

So soft in fact that each time I would cut through the fish with my fork, I would get a nice little piece of the paper with it.

The wierd thing is I had eaten about 3 to 4 inches of the papewr before I noticed.

And then it freaked me out that I had eaten the paper.

That's when I realized that I was a Sheep.

Bahh....Bahh.....

Bank Of Amigo

Priceless.
Enjoy!

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A French Fry walks into a bar.....

Because we need some funny! Here you go.

A man walks into a Doctors office and says "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm invisible".

The Doctor says "Who said that?".......
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A French Fry walks into a bar......The bartender says "we don't serve food here".
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A Russian man is having his eyes examined. The Doctor has him cover one eye and read the chart. The mans says "E Z O P J M A T".
The man stops and says "Hey! I know that guy!"
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At Northern California University, the School of Agriculture's dean was interviewing a prospective student."Why have you chosen this career?" the dean asked."I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied."Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean, much impressed."No," replied the applicant. "He just always dreamed of it."

Good day!

Missing in Action (Part 2)

The following Bloggers have been missing for a while.
James was last heard from when the Daily Chorus was reaming him and stuffing the ballot box with some 13 year old band dudes. It ain't right.
And the Shlee of Ahh...perhaps was taken by the look-a-like twins.
If you see these missing bloggers have them contact Blog Central immediately.

And as reported in a previous MIA post Jon (the Cubs guy), and Amy (the Blog Queen) are still missing.

Good luck on the missing blogger searches.

It's a twister Auntie Em!

How was my day today you ask?

So I'm heading down I-5 from Kalama, Washington about noonish today. I had just completed an inspection and was heading back to Oregon. The rain was steadily getting stronger. I pulled over and text Sue to tell her that it was raining buckets O' water. I got back onto the freeway and headed South again. The rain was picking up even more. And in the distance I could see lightening and heard it crackling through the radio. The sky was wierd. Kind of a dark blueish color. You could see the storm. Almost as if I was driving into it.
And then I realized that I was. The rain turned even more powerfull. My wipers were going full speed and it wasn't keeping up. The lightening was more intense and then I noticed the hail. Monster hail. Like the size of marbles. Honestly, I thought my windshield would break. The visibility was no more than 50', if that. The entire I-5 stopped. Good thing.
The hail was so loud that it sounded like a million drumsticks banging on the car. And it had covered the ground what looked like at least an inch. Luckily for me, there was an offramp. So I got off and crawled away to the side.
About this time, I turned the radio back on, since I had turned it off because I couldn't hear it anyway through the hail.
And what did I hear? A stinking tornado had just touched down right where I was. It ended up ripping up houses, trees and flipping semi trucks.
I was Ok although a bit freaked out.
I waited a while before heading back onto the road.
Oh my God! I had just missed a tornado. Or it had just missed me. Right here in the Northwest.
That's what I did today.